1998. My mother is married to David, her sister is married to Bill. My cousin Jenny is married to Dave, her sister Libby is dating (now married to) David, and their brother is Michael. My cousin Suzie is dating (now married to) Bill and has dated a Bill in the past. Her sister Amy has dated Mikes and Daves. A muttering is heard that in order to date or marry into the family you must be named Bill, David, or Michael. Songs are written to further the Lore of the Names.
2006. Home for Christmas, surrounded by the aforementioned family, fresh into a new relationship. Their first question: What's his name? My response: You have three guesses.
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