The One Ring

When we were out shopping for my engagement ring, I asked Mike what he wants his wedding ring to look like. He told me that he wants The One Ring. Now he says that he meant he wants it to be simple, gold and heavy-looking, but it just so happens that it is possible to buy The One Ring. And while you are flying, no less. And it is 18k gold, which satisfies his no-finger-breaking-out-in-a-rash requirements. Hmmm.