More Bad Songs

"I Hate Everything About You," Ugly Kid Joe
C'mon, this should be obvious.

"Oops, I Did it Again," Britney Spears
With Britney's track record, anything she did, you don't want to do, or associated with your wedding.

"Run For Your Life," the Beatles
Look at the lyrics. This is a scary song. Was Yoko aware that John wrote this before they got together?

"You Give Love a Bad Name," Bon Jovi
Shot through the heart? You play your game? This is simply not appropriate at a wedding.

"Highway to Hell," AC-DC
This is only appropriate when driving back to Alexandria. There is no other reason to play this song.

"Crash," Dave Matthews Band
Listen to the lyrics. "Hike up your skirt a little more" should be reserved for seduction scenes only.

"Closer," Nine Inch Nails
Nope.

"You've Lost that Loving Feeling," The Righteous Brothers
The name says it all.

And anything by Eminem, REO Speedwagon, Tori Amos, Liz Phair, Monty Python, Weird Al, a death metal band, a hair metal band, a metal band, Marilyn Manson, Ray Stevens, the Blood Hound Gang, Nancy Sinatra, KoRn, Nickleback, G-N-R, the Macarana, the Electric Slide, Y.M.C.A., any disco song ever made, 3/4 of the country songs ever made, the Blues (though paradoxically the Blues Brothers are okay), Spike Jones, Rob Zombie, Kung Fu Fighting, Love Stinks, Mr. Roboto, Runaround Sue, and Baby Got Back.