Wednesday, October 10, 2007

[Non]-Instant Runoff Voting!

The results of the wedding color scheme vote came out in a tie between Paint It Black and Red Red Wine with Mood Indigo only one vote behind. In this day and age of exit polls and instant runoff voting, this vote ought to be sent to the Supreme Court. But then, the election would be handed over to Hypercolor, which clearly did not win the majority of the popular vote.

So, instead, a second non-instant runoff vote will be held between Paint It Black, Red Red Wine, and Mood Indigo to determine the winner. There is a fortnight to make your decision, so choose wisely. For as the right color will bring joy and happiness, the wrong one will bring death! (Not really, just had to go for the Indiana Jones reference.)

Personally, I cannot believe that Hypercolor did not win. It is clearly the superior option. It's all colors at once! Just look at the picture--who wouldn't want the bridesmaids looking like that?

Our condolences to the other colors: Day-Glo Orange, Yellow Pages, Green with Envy, Bluebird of Happiness, Violet Beauregarde, and Hypercolor. Clearly you are the worst colors available.

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